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Clothes Shopping on Sunset Boulevard

Saturday, August 4th, 2007

 
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Priest: Yes, I’m afraid I was on my way to a sermon and I left all of my clothes on a bus. But here’s my ID.
Shopkeeper: Oh, wow. I guess you’re the genuine article even though you are in your shorts and a wife- beater.
Priest: So, I pretty much have […]

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A Difficult Carpet to Clean

Saturday, August 4th, 2007

 
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Customer: Your ad said 49.95.
Mr. Clean: Well, normally, we don’t have to deal with this kind of problem.
Customer: Carpet cleaning is carpet cleaning. It shouldn’t matter what you’re cleaning. It’s all the same size carpet and you knew how big my carpet was when I called you.
Mr. Clean: Yeah, […]

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Barnaby’s Tea Shop

Saturday, August 4th, 2007

 
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Stephen: I need a break.
Ms. Barnaby: We’re going to be having a customer rush soon, so you should be here to watch the cash register.
Stephen: But there’s nobody here now. I should take my break while it’s empty.
Ms. Barnaby: You should take your break at the state-mandated time.
Stephen: Well, […]

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Skateboarding Off a Cliff

Saturday, August 4th, 2007

 
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Skateboarder: I can’t believe I’m alive.
Camerawoman: I’m amazed every time.
Skateboarder: I am a skateboarding machine.
Camerawoman: You are training for the national championships, so I don’t know who could blame you.
Skateboarder: I was lucky to find this cliff.
Camerawoman: You were lucky to find me to film it.
Skateboarder: I wanna […]

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Good Fences Make Good Neighbors

Saturday, August 4th, 2007

 
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Neighbor 1: Look, you don’t have to be standing near your fence, every time we jump into the pool so that you get wet. You could stand on the other side of your yard.
Neighbor 2: But you want me to move the barbeque and the plastic chairs and have to walk all […]

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A Fishy Dilemma

Saturday, August 4th, 2007

 
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Michael: On this camping trip, we’re gonna go fishing.
Julie: Oh. No, no, no. You will go fishing. I will watch.
Michael: You promised to keep an open mind.
Julie. I kept an open mind, but I didn’t make any commitments.
Michael: It’s not hard.
Julie: Oh, yes it is, if […]

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Crashing a Movie Premiere

Saturday, August 4th, 2007

 
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Anna: I don’t know if he can hear us through the glass.
Dan: Maybe I’ll knock on the window.
Anna: Let’s just roll the window down.
Dan: I don’t see any switch.
Anna: I have the switch right here and it’s not working.
Dan: Where is this guy taking us?
Anna: We’ll never get […]

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Zoo Monkeys

Saturday, August 4th, 2007

 
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Julie: She was the cutest little baby monkey you ever would want to see.
Michael: Yeah, I really got to try and get down to the zoo more often.
Julie: Yeah, I’d like it if you took an interest in my work. I’ve been to your accounting office before, and it was pretty […]

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A Doctor’s Visit

Saturday, August 4th, 2007

 
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Nurse: Can I help you?
Patient: I’d like to see a doctor, please.
Nurse: You need to sign in.
Patient: I’d really just like to see one right away. I think it’s very serious.
Nurse: Well, if it’s that serious, then you should be at an emergency room or an urgent care center.
Patient: […]

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Trouble at a Security Checkpoint

Saturday, August 4th, 2007

 
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Police officer: It’s barking at you.
Woman: Well, maybe it doesn’t like me.
Police officer: Do you know what it means when a police dog barks at you, ma’am?
Woman: I plead the fifth.
Police officer: It means it smells drugs.
Woman: Well, that would not be me.
Police officer: Can I see inside […]

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